Evan Phillips
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Formulas
Songs Sang (3)⏯"Bounce"
⏯"Crunch"
⏯"Warp, Waves, and Wrinkles"
Meeting Attendance (5 hours)Tuesday, March 2, 2021 | 1 hour
Sunday, March 21, 2021 | 1 hour
Tuesday, April 27, 2021 | 1 hour
Thursday, April 29, 2021 | 2 hours
Contract Compensation (Total $116.50)Tuesday, March 9, 2021 | $5.50 (Demo of "Crunch")
Thursday, March 25, 2021 | $18 (Demo of "Warp, Waves, and Wrinkles")
Wednesday, April 7, 2021 | $3 (Demo of "Bounce")
Monday, May 17, 2021 | $30 (Reading on July 15, 2021)
Tuesday, June 1, 2021 | $30 (Apprenticeship Rehearsal #1)
Wednesday, June 16, 2021 | $30 (Apprenticeship Rehearsal #1)
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Milky Way
Memoir before ELLIPSESSingularity created or birthed or adopted Milky Way, their last child. Their birth is up in the air.
Milky Way grew up with SPT0615-JD, Cartwheel, Whirlpool, Triangulum, and Andromeda. They enjoy playing Tardigrades and Elevators, a board game.
Memoir during ELLIPSES (Milky Way becomes angelic after being aimless. They become a Quasar.)Milky Way awakens, disheveled. They repeat what their other siblings said: "Nothing." ("Bounce").
Milky Way joins the table with Triangulum, Andromeda, Whirlpool, and Cartwheel. They devour their meal quicker than their siblings. Their siblings treat them poorly, while Singularity treats them with the utmost care. Milky Way is perhaps Singularity's favorite child. Soon, Singularity gets the family to come together and say grace ("Crunch"). After Milky Way and the others say their individual graces, they realize that JD is not present. They look upon JD as they state that they basically want to run away from home ("Cutting Edge"). JD ends up getting every sibling grounded to their room ("Fixed Stars").
The next day/millennium, Milky Way and the others are called down to get lectured by Singularity about what it means to keep their light to oneself ("Luminous"). Suddenly, JD shoots Singularity in the face. This action frees the Ellipse that housed the family and unravels our Universe. Singularity seems to have died. Milky Way feels the most pain. JD and Gravity run away from home to the Edge of the Universe, which keeps expanding away from them. Triangulum finds and stows away the shattered snow globe, which has allegorically shattered due to what JD has done ("Big Bang").
Milky Way and the remaining Galaxies lay Singularity to rest on the table. Triangulum decides that they must undo JD's mess and has Andromeda tag along. They order Cartwheel and Whirlpool to stay behind and babysit Milky Way. After Triangulum and Andromeda departs, Milky Way asks Cartwheel and Whirlpool to play Tardigrades and Elevators. Instead, Cartwheel and Whirlpool ditches Milky Way at home.
Milky Way is tasked with feeding the tidal dogs. A voice in their head tells them to go out and feed Gravity. Milky Way leaves the safety of their Ellipse and onto the fabric of spacetime to go find JD and Gravity.
13.8 billion years pass, and Milky Way is beyond feeling the isolation. Milky Way speaks to their imaginary/planetary friends. Eventually, the Solar System in their head gives them comfort. While in this state of being away from family, Milky Way learns to love themself ("Warp, Waves, and Wrinkles). Afterwards, Milky Way succumbs to their exhaustion and... puberty.
Eventually, Triangulum and Andromeda stumble upon an exhausted Milky Way. Triangulum realizes that Milky Way has been drained by the side effects of puberty, especially when they see a zit on their forehead that has been bothering them. Suddenly, the tidal dogs from back home reached up to them. Triangulum assumes that they are unfed, but Andromeda explains that they do not want the Big Bang to be reversed. Triangulum distances from Milky Way, as Andromeda decides to stay and help Milky Way. Milky Way emits intense light like a Quasar, scaring the Tidals away. Milky Way, Andromeda, and Triangulum band together to go find JD ("Fabric").
Milky Way, Triangulum, and Andromeda save Cartwheel and Whirlpool from the tidal dogs along the way. They unexpectedly reach JD. ("Big Bounce"). Triangulum orders their siblings to reaccept JD into their lives. The other siblings are hesitant. They set up a three-dome campsite called the Continuum Checkpoint. Gravity is placed in the doghouse ellipse. Milky Way, JD, and the others speak of their adventures. JD eventually asks how Singularity is doing. The others lie and Milky Way sorta lie to JD and tell them that Singularity is well and tasked them to find JD. They really assume that Singularity is gone. Triangulum goes to the command post ellipse. They pull out the base of the shattered snow globe. They begin fixing it. Soon, Triangulum sees JD walking out.
JD looks back to find that Milky Way, Triangulum, Whirlpool, and Cartwheel have surrounded Gravity's ellipse. Andromeda is still napping. Triangulum theatrens to send Gravity to a nice multiverse if JD does not return home. When JD hesitates, Whirlpool breaks JD's scope ("The Scope of Things"). JD causes a distraction by dumping a bunch of stars onto the ground, attracting all the Tidals into the campsite. They also put their knapsack over Milky Way's head so that they can't shoot rays. JD and Gravity make their escape. They sense Singularity nearby. They run off. Suddenly, Singularity arrives with Milky Way's embrace ("Big Rip"). ("It's About Spacetime").
They return home and spend the next quillions of years scrapping by with their family. They now act out like a typical adolescence.
Eventually, JD returns home and confronts their starving but everloving family. Milky Way and the others don't know what to feel about this... [Redacted] ("Shed Light").
[Redacted] ("Asterisk").
[Redacted] ("(The Spaghettification of) Zenith").
[Redacted] ("Big Crunch").
If they had to choose a real-life career, what would they want to be?Superhero or astronaut or firefighter or...
